Hey Look, Kids, Mets Get Swept!
Now listen, I like a humiliating sweep at home just as much as the next guy.
But this, just another too much on the TooMuch-O-Meter.
Swept by the fucking Washington Nationals, the former Montreal Expos, the team owned by the owners, the team everyone or nearly so, picked for the basement. Sweeping us.
LAST lesson of the day, kids. Watching the Mets gives you diarrhea and diarrhea is very dangerous, don't try this at home...
Swept by the fucking Nats. Good one.