18.9.07

Who Stole The Mets?

LOST:

One baseball team, based out of Flushing, Queens and answers to the name of "NY Mets"

Last seen on Wednesday, 12 September at Shea Stadium defeating their arch-rivals, the Atlanta Braves.

If you live in the vicinty of Roosevelt Avenue in Flushing, Queens, PLEASE check your garage, shed or basement for my team. Ask your neighbors to do the same.
They have a tendancy to disappear for several days at a time but are otherwise usually ruling the National League East. They love to explore new ways of losing, breaking hearts and get dirty. They are generally clad in blue and orange colors and come in all shapes, sizes and colours, some fast, some slow, some young, some auld.

If you thought it was a stray team, and took them home, PLEASE bring them back.
I cannot sleep thinking they are lost or hurt or afraid!

Reward: The National League East title and a place in the post season.

2 comments:

Itsmetsforme said...

and don't worry, they have no bite!

Jaap said...

perhaps they answer to "hey, you mutts!" by now even...