These Things Too, Will Pass

Ok, we lost one.

It's the weekend. Let's relax.



Yeah, 5-1. So what.

It could be worse

Comments

Anonymous said…
If you're going to show photos of hot chicks in skimpy shorts at least give them asses! Fuck, look at that chick. I could iron my fucking shirt on her ass.
3:07 AM
Jaap said…
You know, Arnold the Butcher, it's not ALL about the arse. Just imagine your lips on the small of her back. That was the point. We lose a game in the standings but gain a game in the imagination. No?
3:09 AM
Anonymous said…
If that's true then why don't you imagine licking the small of the back of Edith?

Just flush and get it over with already!
3:11 AM
Jaap said…
Why don't you try a trick and lick the small of your own back?
3:11 AM
Anonymous said…
Why don't you suck my ass bitch Yankees rule!!!!
3:12 AM
Jaap said…
Rule what? The bottom of the AL East? The bottom of your yankee arse? Spare us. Come and call us in October.
3:15 AM
Anonymous said…
Why don't you go fuck yourself you Mets faggot. What the fuck have you ever won in your life? Two world series? Big fucking deal. We won 26 FUCKING WORLD SERIES.
Mets? 2. Big fucking deal. Go fuck yourself and your new Mets. You will always suck in your shitty little airport stadium. The Mets will always be little faggots and the Yankees will always be men!!
3:21 AM
Jaap said…
I don't really care. It's the Yankees stuck with Doug Mientkiewicz, Enjoy it.
3:25 AM
Anonymous said…
You know what I say to that?

Roger Clemens and Mike Piazza.
3:28 AM
Jaap said…
Sing that song when that fat steroid freak carries his 4.50 ERA to every loss he earns for your precious Yankees. Let's see him throw a splintered bat at Paul Lo Duca.
3:30 AM
Anonymous said…
Fuck you we'll see you battered on the 15th in a REAL baseball stadium.
3:32 AM
Jaap said…
Good job it won't be bat night on the 15th because then your mother wouldn't have any open orafices left to fuck.
3:37 AM
Anonymous said…
MY mother? U gonna talk about MY mother? u r dead bitch.
3:39 AM
Jaap said…
You don't even HAVE a mother you test tube sheep shagger.
3:45 AM
Anonymous said…
ur dead fucker! why don't u come to america and talk that shit you little faggot?
3:48 AM
Anonymous said…
I think this was over when arnold the yanker troll prefered the bottom picture to the top. No ass? are you out of your mind? If you see that and think of laundry, then who's calling whom a fag?

imfm
6:34 AM
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