"It ain't supposed to make sense; it's faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe" - A. Bunker
Antediluvian rants on Archie Bunker's favourite baseball team combined with precognitive, precision surgeries on the underbelly of Mets faith.
These Things Too, Will Pass
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Ok, we lost one.
It's the weekend. Let's relax.
Yeah, 5-1. So what.
It could be worse
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Anonymous said…
If you're going to show photos of hot chicks in skimpy shorts at least give them asses! Fuck, look at that chick. I could iron my fucking shirt on her ass.
You know, Arnold the Butcher, it's not ALL about the arse. Just imagine your lips on the small of her back. That was the point. We lose a game in the standings but gain a game in the imagination. No?
Anonymous said…
If that's true then why don't you imagine licking the small of the back of Edith?
Rule what? The bottom of the AL East? The bottom of your yankee arse? Spare us. Come and call us in October.
Anonymous said…
Why don't you go fuck yourself you Mets faggot. What the fuck have you ever won in your life? Two world series? Big fucking deal. We won 26 FUCKING WORLD SERIES. Mets? 2. Big fucking deal. Go fuck yourself and your new Mets. You will always suck in your shitty little airport stadium. The Mets will always be little faggots and the Yankees will always be men!!
Sing that song when that fat steroid freak carries his 4.50 ERA to every loss he earns for your precious Yankees. Let's see him throw a splintered bat at Paul Lo Duca.
Anonymous said…
Fuck you we'll see you battered on the 15th in a REAL baseball stadium.
You don't even HAVE a mother you test tube sheep shagger.
Anonymous said…
ur dead fucker! why don't u come to america and talk that shit you little faggot?
Anonymous said…
I think this was over when arnold the yanker troll prefered the bottom picture to the top. No ass? are you out of your mind? If you see that and think of laundry, then who's calling whom a fag?
You could say at leasr they hadn't blown the season after a half inning like last year but you'd be lying to yourself. Last year was like ripping the bandage off. Yesterday was like getting a bone rebroken because it didn't heal right the first time. I could moan about Schoeneweis and Ayala giving up those consecutive homers in the 8th. But that would diminish the pathetic choke of managing only five runs against Marlin pitching in three games. You want to hang some bullseyes? Jose Reyes . after the September he had last season, 2 for 13 against the Marlins was disgraceful. Especially because he is the motor of the offense. When he chokes, the Mets have no offense. Maybe he shouldn't be getting 688 at-bats in a season. Maybe he needs rest more often. Something tells me he's got to go and now, whilst he's young and fast and popular. He'll be worth alot. Wright , .340 in September but 0 for 4 last night. Yes, 4 hits in this series. All fucking singl...
I can't imagine people applying for season tickets to see the Mets this year. Not unless they're looking for a rerun of last season tragicomedy. I can't even imagine stumping up a few American dollars for the MLB.com dodgy video feeds this year. I mean I'll probably break down and do it but at this point, I still can't imagine it. It'll probably happen in a drunken stupor, waxing nostalgic about some sort of nihilistic wonder and inner delusion chancre. But we have to give the Mets credit. They did, in essence, nothing to make us think 2010 would be any better than 2009's nightmare. They got Jason Bay , true. But that was the bare minimum requirement. That and waving good riddance to Carlos Delgado . Replaced by the magical middle of the road nobodies, Dan Murphy and Mike Jacobs . Be still my bitter heart. That pair are hitting a combined 17 for 80 or an emblematic .212. Good thing it doesn't count. Yet. They signed no one else of any...
Now dying, now dead. I love the altruism of supporting losers. I really do. But that's the beauty of altruisms of others. It can be appreciated from afar. So that's where I will appreciate the Metsies from henceforth. Afar. Very afar. So far I won't even hear the baseball scores any more.
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Just flush and get it over with already!
Mets? 2. Big fucking deal. Go fuck yourself and your new Mets. You will always suck in your shitty little airport stadium. The Mets will always be little faggots and the Yankees will always be men!!
Roger Clemens and Mike Piazza.
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