Johan Santana is a member of the New York Mets.

What does this mean?

This Tolstoy cold dead winter is over.

No one can piss on Omar any more.


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Anonymous said…
where's the porn?
4:13 AM
Jaap said…
I think whoever writes this column is a fuckin genius!!!
10:05 PM
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