Johan Santana is a member of the New York Mets.

What does this mean?

This Tolstoy cold dead winter is over.

No one can piss on Omar any more.


Comments

Anonymous said…
where's the porn?
Jaap said…
I think whoever writes this column is a fuckin genius!!!

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