Welcome To Shitty Field
The good news is, Shitty Field, including "Taste of the City" features a 41 percent increase in concessions over Shea Stadium. The bad news is that, new home or not, new faces or not, it's the same shitty team of underachieving tossers being put out on the field, a psychic extension of futility that no food can possibly sate.

Where am I? Is this Shitty Field? Hey Sheffield, can you do THIS?
HEY! Anyone want to practise catching fly balls to the outfield for the next 24 hours straight? Maybe then somebody will catch them once in a while.
HEY! Anyone got a spare 365 days to count the build up of runners the Mets leave on base?

Can Reyes still out-run the cat?
Losing to San Diego in your ball park début, losing with former Mets Duaner Sanchez and Heath "Can You Find The Medicine Ball In My Belly" Bell getting the final six outs, losing with another fielding gaffe in the outfield, losing with a balk by Pedro Feliciano, losing with a lack of timely hitting, losing and giving up a homerun to the first batter ever to hit in a regular season game at Shitty Field, to Jody Gerut, of all people, losing with a pitching pig like Walter Silva facing you on the mound, losing with Jose Reyes getting thrown out at second in the third by Jody Gerut after overshooting the bag.

Did the cat get thrown out at second base as well?
Hey Jose, how about flying out with the bases loaded? Hey Mets, how about going 1 for 9 so far this season with the bases loaded?
Losing is still losing no matter how much you change the back drop.
The Mets have lost 4 of their last 5 games already and it's not even September!

Is the Mets bat boy auditioning for the Padres closer position?
You want to know how many happy moments there were for Mets fans at Shitty Field tonight? One. One moment to think the Mets weren't going to slink along at the loser pace they've been moving at for the last several years.

Couldn't they even find a clean jersey for Tom Seaver?! Sweet Jaysus, talk about cheap!
Anyway, I don't see the point in belabouring the point. Yes, it's a nice ball park, yes it's exciting to have Opening Night and yes, it still sucks being a Mets fan.
Where am I? Is this Shitty Field? Hey Sheffield, can you do THIS?
HEY! Anyone want to practise catching fly balls to the outfield for the next 24 hours straight? Maybe then somebody will catch them once in a while.
HEY! Anyone got a spare 365 days to count the build up of runners the Mets leave on base?
Can Reyes still out-run the cat?
Losing to San Diego in your ball park début, losing with former Mets Duaner Sanchez and Heath "Can You Find The Medicine Ball In My Belly" Bell getting the final six outs, losing with another fielding gaffe in the outfield, losing with a balk by Pedro Feliciano, losing with a lack of timely hitting, losing and giving up a homerun to the first batter ever to hit in a regular season game at Shitty Field, to Jody Gerut, of all people, losing with a pitching pig like Walter Silva facing you on the mound, losing with Jose Reyes getting thrown out at second in the third by Jody Gerut after overshooting the bag.
Did the cat get thrown out at second base as well?
Hey Jose, how about flying out with the bases loaded? Hey Mets, how about going 1 for 9 so far this season with the bases loaded?
Losing is still losing no matter how much you change the back drop.
The Mets have lost 4 of their last 5 games already and it's not even September!
Is the Mets bat boy auditioning for the Padres closer position?
You want to know how many happy moments there were for Mets fans at Shitty Field tonight? One. One moment to think the Mets weren't going to slink along at the loser pace they've been moving at for the last several years.
Couldn't they even find a clean jersey for Tom Seaver?! Sweet Jaysus, talk about cheap!
Anyway, I don't see the point in belabouring the point. Yes, it's a nice ball park, yes it's exciting to have Opening Night and yes, it still sucks being a Mets fan.
Comments
seaver should go back to his rubbish bin. reyes should be traded (for Halladay). not that they would take him. this team needs a BIG TIME hitter. Delgado and Beltran and Squeaky are not foundation players. I think the mets thought that the two pups were foundation type players. They are, if you are planning to be an also ran. And I think Omar "Mr. Job Security" Minaya would be happy with a perennial second/ I would rather have one BIG TIME offensive player than both Reyes and Wright. By BIG TIME I mean a guy who puts up slightly better numbers than Squeaky, but actually does something when it matters and talks like a man. As for Reyes, good-bye. He is too stupid to keep. He doesn't even know how to steal a base. His idea is to run as fast as he can. By septemer, he has lost a step and he is getting caught. when he gets on base in september, that is. Could you develop a technique, Jose? Ask the tortoise at 3B how to do it. His percentage is off the charts. Or Beltran, one of the best. Or speak to a coach? No. Not Jose "I gotts be me" Reyes. And of course no one ever makes you stand in the corner. I know it is sacrilege, but we have to get better cornerstones than Squeaky and Stupid.