Swept By Phillies

Ok, so much for the myth that the Phillies suck at home. They just hadn't played the Mets yet.



When my MLBTV phizzed out for the ten millionth time already this season in the second inning with the Mets already down by an insurmountable 1-0 margin, I decided, c'est tout pour moi maintenant.

So, for the next fortnight, au revoir les Mets, au revoir MLBTV, two of the season's biggest disappointments before the All-Star break.

I'm off to Paris yet again to scout new talent for the Mets. Hopefully they will find some of their own in the interim but this team, as it is currently, is unwatchable, just like MLBTV.

A la prochain!

Comments

jdon said…
the phils did not exactly light it up. the mets just outsucked them.
the mets can outsuck anybody.
8:19 PM
Jaap said…
they could be called the Outsuckers. Ladies and Gentlemen, your New York Outsuckers. I even met someone last night in Paris from Chicago, a Cubs fan and even HE said it was sad, the current state of the Outsuckers.
11:52 AM
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